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Currently debating:
My Ex is back and I can't get rid of him
Ok, I don’t know what the hell this site is, but I guess it’s better than nothing. I feel like I’m going crazy, and my BFF only has one solution to my problem. A very lethal one. I’d like to avoid that approach. At least for the moment.
So here it goes. I (27F) used to date this guy, StupidAss (33M). We broke up four years ago because — thanks to the meddling of a bitch and my past coming back to haunt me — StupidAss forcefully tattooed me and sent me back to the guy who made my life hell for years. He thought I was some kind of spy. Thought I betrayed his precious organization.
Anyway, I survived (barely), sicced the cops on him, and disappeared.
And now he’s found me. And he’s all apologetic and shit, like I’m supposed to care that he’s still in love with me.
To make this short (and not turn it into a novel): I tortured StupidAss exactly the way the guy he handed me over to tortured me. Thought he’d get the hint and leave me the fuck alone.
But noooooo. He’s still here. Still apologizing. Following me around like a lost kitten. Bringing me cheesy, stupid gifts.
So here’s my question: If even torture didn’t make him go away, what the hell will? Is the lethal option my only way out?
Or should I just take the (oh-so-delicious) special edition candy he keeps bringing me and move on with my life like he’s not even there?
What the hell would you do?
Submitted by: TraitorousPhoenix
What the Gremlins are saying:
GimmeEdamame:
What the fuck is this story? Is he in the mafia? Call the cops!
CakeIsLife:
I cackled for two hours straight! Good for you for making him go through what you went through. Serves his ass right. Continue the ignoring. Forever!
AnxietyOstrich:
You’re still in love with him. Tortured the guy for days and didn’t give the final blow? Yeah... better get used to the idea, you’re getting back together with him.
Sleep with a knife under your pillow for the next fifty years.
ValentineHorror:
You’re both such massive walking red flags, you’ll be single-handedly keeping Red Flag Guy in business forever.
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